thehopefulhopeless:

give me hickeys and tell me what you don’t tell anyone else

(via easyyluckyfree)

scarydirk:

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

(via thegreatomens)

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

(via alien-faggot)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via easyyluckyfree)