I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath.
give me hickeys and tell me what you don’t tell anyone else
blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world